Not Drunk Avoiding Potholes Decal

Not Drunk Avoiding Potholes Decal – Swerving with precision, not poor decisions.

For the car enthusiast who treats every bump like a personal insult. The Not Drunk Avoiding Potholes Decal is the perfect way to clear your name while explaining your driving style—because protecting your suspension is just as important as protecting your reputation.

Key Features:

Design Description:
Bold, easy-to-read font that says “Not Drunk—Avoiding Potholes” with a clean, humorous vibe. Gets laughs at red lights and nods of respect from fellow drivers.

High-Quality Material:
Crafted from UV- and weather-resistant automotive-grade vinyl that holds up through rough roads, sunny days, and endless pothole dodging.

Simple Application:
Peel-and-stick install with bubble-free adhesive—clean and simple, like your driving record.

Versatile Use:
Perfect for rear windshields, bumpers, side windows, toolboxes, laptops, or anywhere you want to share your daily struggle with the world.

Size Options:
Available in multiple sizes depending on how loud you want to shout your excuse.

Why Choose This Decal:
Because some of us are out here saving tires, not texting. This decal is a funny but practical way to explain those unpredictable swerves and prove that you’re more focused than faded.

Specifications:

• Material: Premium automotive-grade vinyl

• Finish: Gloss or matte

• Durability: 5–7 years outdoor use

• Recommended Surface: Clean, smooth, dry areas only